• me:-trying to sleep-
  • brain:lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
  • brain:oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
  • brain:no one will ever love you.
  • brain:you have to pee.
morangopagen:

I don’t know if you guys know how much I liked this picture. Seriously. I wannt it tattooed in my body.

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  • Future child:What did you do when you were my age?
  • Me:....
  • Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
  • Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
  • Don't say fanfiction
  • Don't say sobbed over celebrities
  • Future child:Mommy?
  • Me:We searched for airports.
allmymetaphors:

addiction (by ferula-)


thesaurus:

everything about this.

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